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The bunny would own you because you love it's adorable little sweet eyes.

What if it turned out you're actually from the opposite gender?

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I would go zomg,cool i have actually lived as a opposite gender.

What if, one day, all the people you care for is gone suddenly.

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I'd kick an invisible force in the nuts and the people would come back

What if my Holy Light did 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999dmg and I had 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999Hp and I my dmg did 999999999999999999999999999999999999999[melee] and if my holy light even tried to hit the person it'd automatically strip their sheild and kill them

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Then no one would ever have to go to the bathroom...

What if you had a freaky smart ass mutant on your hand like on Vampire Hunter D?

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Then I'd simply has nowhere else to post in this forum x_x

What if Hueco Mundo is going to be implemented as a new RO patch? (Espada MVPs, anyone?)

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Then the Playboy magazin would have been called "Playdude" and all its stars would have been pregnat

What if Resident Evil realy happened?

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Then me and and "The Zombie Survival Guide" (courtesy of author Max Brooks) WOULD SURELY PWN ALL!!!

What if we were all zombies and humans were after OUR brain meats?

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Guess we would still sitting here posting in the forums. And oh, my drool dripped on the keyboard...

*walks off*

Oh! off come an ear...gotta find that darn kleenex *grumble, grumble*

What if a huge, gigantic army of HANNIBAL LECTER REPLICAS was broken loose from some top secret facility???

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It would my a pain in the ass to clean up his doo doo.

What if I had a cute asian girlfriend.

*desperate*

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What if my Holy Light did 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999dmg and I had 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999Hp and I my dmg did 999999999999999999999999999999999999999[melee] and if my holy light even tried to hit the person it'd automatically strip their sheild and kill them

^^ your name would be Patchworks

If you had a cute Asian Girlfriend, I'd have to show you the one I got who is better =]

What if Drax Really Did have one though O.o

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^

Then you'll get jealous~ xD

What if I L I N K did really get jealous~?

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Then he'd go on a mad chainsaw rampage and make Spams out of us.

What if I am the sexiest person alive (which is the truth xD)

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*splashes water on your face* welcome back to reality ugly <3

What if you had to choose between saving someone else's life (close friend/lover/whatever) or your own?

One will die, so you'll really have to make a decision.

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Lol, nothing's free and I'd probably end up saving my own ass.

What if you had 300 million dollars, but you'll have to spend it all on one day?

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Well, now I got your 300 million dollars, guess I can just mammonite you to death.

Now what if Bill Gates use his 300 BILLION dollars for the conspiracy with US federal army to conquer the world instead?




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