Baelin Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 Ive personally always luved to start forum topix; Although ive been buisy in-game lately lvling &.. umm... playing with my wings b/c they r seksi, ima start a topic :o onoes :x ANYWAY, i LOVE the 'when' topic thingies >-> My topic of the day is: YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TO TOO MANY FAST FOOD PLACES WHEN... 1) Your glove compartment & backseet are filled with napkins from every fast food place within a 30 min radious of your house~ 2) You have to change your garbage back 3x a day b/c its conatsntly getting filled with trash from after you eat 3) You or your child has just gained 50 pounds in a month 4) Your mom asks what you want to eat & you randomly name combo meals from your favorite fast food place :D 5) You have a heart attack relating to it? >_>; 6) When you've memorized the whole entire menu of all the places you go to 7) You have that whole dam monopoly game piece thing from McDonalds taped to your wall instead of handing them in b/c you've already sent in multiple copies of it using a different member of your family to send it in untill you ran out of family members to send them in for you :x 8) You have a tatoo of a fast food place on your body or on your kid >.>; 9) You can clearly tell a stranger the exact location of 10 fast food places you know of around you & then procee'd to ask to come with them & name every flyer in every 1 of the stores :x 10) The drive through guy knows your 1st & last name w/o knowing you prior to you eating there :D! 11) You know your parents have had too much fast food when~ They name their kid Ronald Mcdonald or Kernel Sanders feel free to add on... my brain farted.... & i cant think of anything else >_>;
» Pat Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 that's disgusting ): i hate fast food.. lol o.o; I love fast food. <3 Even though it's so unhealthy, I still love it because I don't have to care about my weight and it just tasts awsome. ):
Hrist Posted March 8, 2008 Report Posted March 8, 2008 You know you love fast food so much when you crave for Sundae Floats for no particular reason at all.
GodspeedXIII Posted March 9, 2008 Report Posted March 9, 2008 These are all made on-spot, enjoy. You know you've been to too many fast food places when. - You totally forget there's a fine restaurant just around the block - You visited a neighborhood grill party and asked for Big Mac, and supersize, please. - Everytime you walk past a random street preacher, he sings "I can smell french fries" - At the time you read this very sentence, you realizes that your mouse is coated with grease. - At the time you go ahead and inspect your greasy mouse, you realized it's already coated with MANY layers of grease. - You salivate on every Simpsons episode incorporating Homer's "Mmm...Krusty Burger" - Your favorite fast food place install the "customer of the month" plaque beside "employee of the month". The first name on it is yours. - Your stomach gurgles loudly, your vision grows dim, your strength is sapped away...the next thing you know... a stranger says to you "Welcome to McDonald's, can I help you?" - Someone says the house just 2 blocks down was "burgled" and you went "wow" and licked your lips. - Okay, so your family drag you down to this premium steakhouse. You skim the menu right past the premium cuts section and ordered a burger. - ...at which point your parents (or spouse? children?) slap thier heads in unison. - You're fresh graduated from business major. The first thing that comes to your mind is to co-own a fast food chain. - Your urine test results in 90% Coke and 10% Diet-coke(that's when you feel guilty) - You think the guy that makes the movie "Supersize Me" should burn in abyss after watching 2 minutes of it. - In your will, you ask for "A lovely husband, a dedicated father and a guinness world record holder of most consecutive combo meals consumed" on your headstone. - And if there is actually afterlife, you'd be watching over your family's product liability lawsuit against Yum! Brands for your fatal stroke. === The last one looks kinda sad. Half-hour intervals of "calorie boost" high feels good after your favorite combo meal, but think about the last five years of your life after your first heart attack. Unless you're an athlete or an excercise enthusiast: ditch fast food, start eating your favorite salad. Now. But sneaking a meal or two once a couple of months is not a crime, either. /gg
