drax13 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Here's mine, show me what you got x] A colleague approached this man at lunch that invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The colleague suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Shhh!" she replied, "you'll wake up my mother!"
Icon Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 A man climbs in a taxi and sets off, when all of a sudden they went over a bump. The man notices the driver was crying , "Why are u cryin?" he asks, to which the driver replies "I just ran over a cat." So they set off again and they go over a bigger bump. The man turns again to the driver but sees him laughing this time. The man asks "Why are you laughing?" The driver laughs "I just ran over Mike" , and the man asks "Why is that so funny?" Again the driver laughs and replies "I had to go up on the curb to get him." /gg not real dirty but its a start
