Drunk Posted March 5, 2013 Report Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) Hi, leave all your funny jokes here. :D I'll start! 3 Women walk into a ice cream store,They each buy one cone, the first one is licking the cone, the second one is biting the cone, and the last one is sucking the cone. Which one is married? Answer: The One With The Ring On Her Finger. But, if by any chance you were thinking about the licking or sucking or even the biting one we should get together sometime... If you know what I mean! *Wink Wink* ;) You know to buy ice cream... What did you think I was talking about! Edited March 7, 2013 by Drunk 1
Monaco96 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Not Funny ^_^ Edited March 6, 2013 by Monaco96
Drunk Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) ... Edited June 22, 2013 by Drunk 1
Kimblee Posted March 7, 2013 Report Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) 1+1= ? Edited March 7, 2013 by Kimblee
Drunk Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) You Know What! I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt, fuck it! Edited March 7, 2013 by Drunk
Drunk Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Posted March 7, 2013 I was gonna tell a mexican joke, but, thats just crossing the line!
Flex Posted March 7, 2013 Report Posted March 7, 2013 THIS IS SO FUNNY! xD now you owe me one drunk /gg
Drunk Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Posted March 7, 2013 2 Guys walk in a bar, And the 3rd one is a duck.
Drunk Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) A wife and husband were trying to set up a new password for there computer, the husband trys putting ''MY PENIS'' but then it saids, ''Error, Not Long Enough'' Edited March 7, 2013 by Drunk
thePast Posted March 8, 2013 Report Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) Lol.. probably no :P edit : nevermind, change my mind :P Edited March 8, 2013 by thePast
Drunk Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying,"Fuck this," "Fuck that." The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us." "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest." Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Well tell him to get the fuck out and push!!!" Edited March 16, 2013 by Drunk
Drunk Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) Hmm... Edited March 13, 2013 by Drunk
Drunk Posted March 11, 2013 Author Report Posted March 11, 2013 Lol.. probably no :P edit : nevermind, change my mind :P Nope.
Drunk Posted March 11, 2013 Author Report Posted March 11, 2013 What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Answer: Pull the trigger and pull it back!
Drunk Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar. One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself. “Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?” “Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin’ hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said ‘two PICKets to TITTsburg’ and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How’d you get yours?” “Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, ‘Honey, can you please pass the peas?’ But I slipped up and said “You fucking bitch you ruined my life!” Edited March 13, 2013 by Drunk
