** Freestyle Spit Off -

[nikki0429]

Okay this thread is simple.

Long story short is to test your ability of rhyming, comebacks aka spit off rap.

ii think it would be fun to see what you guys capable of.

So let me break the ice for you guys.

" you know whats the word now lemme preach you my lyrics i show noone my pain could say i got no feelings i go hard like a d*ck when a b*ch do her thing i spit so raw niggas cnt help but go insane i stay hip if i had a d*ck i f*ck this world out the frame "

Anyone want to swag me off?

[Annie]

o.o...

U G L Y, YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI, YOU UGLEH!

:3

[Analysis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUfbK42xR8s

All I have to say

[Annie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUfbK42xR8s

All I have to say

Ehm, lame.

[Analysis]

How is dat lame dat da best!

[Terroryst]

you know whats the word now lemme preach you my lyrics i show noone my pain could say i got no feelings i go hard like a dick when a bitch do her thing i spit so raw niggas cnt help but go insane i stay hip if i had a dick i fuck this world out the frame

It'd be helpful if you separated your rhymes

Trying to figure out what's going just takes too much time.

I'm not tryin' to diss, just bein' a helper

and I don't think this would work here, there's no rappers.

[Annie]

YOU GOT NOTHIN ON THIS SH*T~

I PUT YOU ON THE SPIT

EAT YOU NICE AND HOT

COOK YOU ON THE SPOT!

[nikki0429]

It'd be helpful if you separated your rhymes

Trying to figure out what's going just takes too much time.

I'm not tryin' to diss, just bein' a helper

and I don't think this would work here, there's no rappers.

Ooh is that your comeback spitt off? LOL

cuz iit rhymess.. i give yu dhat if it is.

its iight dont get me wrong hunny.

But yo check it;

My name is Laydee Nikki

&& i got that title for a reason;

I dunt fuck with lil games,

&& i put lame nigguhs in depression,

Damn right without hesitation;

so if yu trynna fuck with me,

watch yur fucking booty,

cuz when that dice rolls,

six feet undah is yur next destination.

@Annie: Ay boo, you a lil goodie, keep tryin, cuz yu gettin there (:

@Analysis: If you trynna diss, oh nigguh please dunt try me, all i ask is a spit off, not sum lame ass video from youtube.

[nnnitsuj]

oh btw nikki this cant be a freestyle cause youre typing and thinking everything through! just saying! but lets see what i got too (:

So you wanna start a little lyrical battle,

i be spittin so hard ill make you wanna tattle,

tattle on me? son ill wreck your face,

man you make me disgusted your sucha disgrace,

talkin about 6 feet under is my next destination?

ill hit you so hard you wont make it to graduation.

no hate just a little something to keep the thread going of course haahhjhehueawhfuhadkh

[xBiscuit]

You say I wanna battle, you say I'll tattle

My rhymes are like earthquakes

They give you a little shake then a rattle

I hit Haiti, Chile, Mexico, and China, hit you harder than needle

Not that small shit, the one that's in Seattle

You can't hit me harder than that, I'm going to graduation

I'm the next big thing, better than masturbation !

Edited April 19, 2010 by xBiscuit

[nnnitsuj]

Oh dang biscuits got some rhymes,

but man son i think your wasting your time,

you say you hit china chile mexico and haiti?

but straight after this i know youre gonna hate me,

because bici0t im tha sickest thing to hit the streets,

harder than swine flu and doper than any beat,

and yeah ima beat but not like what you think,

the things you and the titanic have in common is that ima make you sink!

Edited April 19, 2010 by nnnitsuj

[Annie]

IMMA MAKE A COOKIE OUT OF YOUR HEAD

FIRST I'LL KICK U IN THE BALLS SO YOU SOUND LIKE FRED!

THEN IMMA MAKE YOU INTO MY HOE

NOW KISS MY A$$ AND WATCH ME GO!

[nikki0429]

LOL

i love yu justin && Biscuit <3

imma get back to yall but i gotta handle sum business

[xBiscuit]

Now you say you're going to hit the streets?

How about you hit the concrete

I'll give you the 1 and 2, just like this beat

1 hit in the face, and 2 is when you hit the floor

Get yourself out of the game, you shouldn't be doing this anymore

Come and take a seat, you can watch the movie

What's on tonight? Me and your sister gettin' groovy

F*ck the titanic, I'm way bigger than it'll ever be

Even your sister said, " Oh Biscuit, hold me ! "

[nnnitsuj]

talkin about how big you are, man you wish you could be,

yo sh*ts so tiny not even a microscope can see,

givin me the 1 2 when did you learn to count,

please little boy with your facebook account,

listen, did you bring a pen and pad cause you needa be takin some notes,

cause ill have ya silent nothin coming out of your throat,

ill have you beggin me to stop ill bring you to your knees,

cause babyboy biscuit i got the steeze to make your girl say im her main squeeze

[Annie]

Yo momma so hairy she looks like chewbacca.

[xBiscuit]

That's fine if you got nothin' coming out my throat, how about I put something in yours

I don't need a pen or a pad, I've already been to school

While you're still staying at home, trying to finish your chores.

Don't you remember, I already went through graduation

I'm an asian, the best sensation, takin' over your nation

Of course I know how to do math, let me show you an equation

Me plush riches, equals you and something you got for me. Admiration

And you trying to say you got that steeze, are you sure it's legit

Cause I know what's not, the sh*t that you spit

[nnnitsuj]

legitimacy is something you'll never live to see,

yes i know you have the admiration, but still you wont be me,

it wont happen so why don't you start to retire,

at the rate that you're goin all you'll do is expire,

like the date of your death it'll surely come near,

just like the grim reaper i'll make you cower in fear,

you may be asian and know math well, but that don't mean a thing,

you see i got more influence on the world than martin luther king,

so i suggest you stop in whatever you believed,

cause trust me son you'll never come close to what i have achieved

damn bici0t we gud men we gud! n0 0ne wan some of our skillz that killz

Edited April 19, 2010 by nnnitsuj

[Armani]

legitimacy is something you'll never live to see,

yes i know you have the admiration, but still you wont be me,

it wont happen so why don't you start to retire,

at the rate that you're goin all you'll do is expire,

like the date of your death it'll surely come near,

just like the grim reaper i'll make you cower in fear,

you may be asian and know math well, but that don't mean a thing,

you see i got more influence on the world than martin luther king,

so i suggest you stop in whatever you believed,

cause trust me son you'll never come close to what i have achieved

damn bici0t we gud men we gud! n0 0ne wan some of our skillz that killz

Your rhymes are interesting talking about you being the grim reaper

But that bullsh*t talk will just get ya kilt like on the side of the street

I see street guttah niggahz talkin bout they bein street

But you aint street niggah you aint nuthin at all

Comin with bullsh*t weak rhymes like you willin to fall

For the ones standin here on the corner of mine

We the real hustlin niggahz comin with them mac 9's

Your influence aint nothin if you think MLK did it

I'm more like Mahatma Ghandi and i'll spit it

Rhymin like this will make ya mind feel lost

Cause my spittin words are like x, coke, and heroine all mixed together at once

You'll feel like you just gotta give up

So you might as well take that blade and go cut it up

Look I aint tryin to be the one to hurt ya

But if you bring that weak sh*t back I'mma have to kill ya

And to nikki take your wack a$$ sh*t right outta here

thinkin you can rap b*ch forget that sh*t and listen here

cause I want to keep my d*ck all std free

if you try to come close you might give me lyrical herpes

don't wanna be touchin none of that

yo why don't you just go and take a step back

watch me lyrically bomb on all of your sh*t

cause the way you bringing rhymes is like how the world trade fell

it's like i was the 2 planes and now i'm bound to be crowned

the number one king of f-k-r-o

so make sure you remember that i am numero uno

come harder next time like my dick is a bat

cause you know i'm all wood and i'll strike back

take it right to ya head and splatter it on the street

so all my homies can look and say "damn glad that wasn't me"

[nnnitsuj]

woo go jae! finally another person (:

i'll watch the flows that you give and you spit,

but theres no way in hell that i ever do quit,

cause if you bring it hard, then best believe i'll come right back,

leavin ya so nervous you'll have an anxiety attack,

i know we both mean no harm, its just a lyrical session,

but like i told biscuit bring a pen and pad cause im teachin you a lesson,

a lesson in this cause i know i wont be beat,

you'll be in awe its like your super glued to your seat,

now you know we can go back and forth with these cause its all fun,

but i think ill leave ya right here roasted and well done<3

Edited April 19, 2010 by nnnitsuj

[Terroryst]

Let me give you that mic check one two, one two

It's a Katrina when Jay come through

I read ya oldies, and I'll give ya the new

Bunch of niggas spittin' up here lookin' like foos

I'll get it all the way turnt up

I'll get all of these niggas pumped

Did I say pumped? I meant to say jumped.

On ya limp bodies, my niggas will crump

Pick up ya body and drop it in a dump

Y'all niggas got no glow

Y'all niggas try and get that flow

Y'all niggas ain't gonna get that dough

I'll stop it here, won't kill you no mo'.

[Annie]

jaysopr0...

[Annie]

This is just the way i roll,

I don't joke no i dont troll

Maddest sh*t you've ever seen

Run this town like Charlie Scene

So kiss my a$$ and run away

Beg for mercy, it's okay.

Poeple tend to scream and run

With me around it's never fun

Don't think I act likesome sort of clown

F*ck that sh*t, i run this town.

[kuoch]

Sigh guys why are you guys even in this thread, this thread sucks d*ck,

but if you guys really want it, I'll show you guys how my rhymes are sick

Why am I even in here I already know I'm the best.

So I'll do you guys a favor and drop all you guys like I do to the rest

I hear you guy spittin' it aint that great.

Just go back to what you do best, and thats masturbate.

I know you guys are scared I understand.

So just stop, you guys can't do it how I can.

I knows i'm bad at this, I suck with rhymes.

so please guys, cut me some slack, and give me some time. ):

[nnnitsuj]

Sorry Kuoch you get no time,

Especially with your lame a$$ rhymes,

Annie you say you run this town?

F*ck that sh*t, please bow down,

You dont deserve to try and rap,

I'll trap your a$$ in bubble wrap,

So we can pop it like we did back in the days,

But we cant do that, we don't get replays,

But yo Ima leave it here cause todays the day,

Gotta get out its 420 Happy HoliBLAZE