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dear diary.

my hair dye made my hair fucking grass-green Q_Q i wanted neon! >DSFASKDFA DKFNAS DGwasg fmlfmlfmlfml.

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Dear diary,

yea...life is a bitch....>: god im in so much shit right now and i just realized it..FML

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Dear diary,

My bikini top slipped when i was at the beach.. in front of 300+ poeple that all go to my school. ;_;... fml moment...

the end (of my life qq)

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VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK days

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Dear diary,

I can never go outside again... ;_;..

the end.

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Dear diary,

My life is such a mess, I wish it was over. =_=

End.

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Dear Diary,

You remember that turtle I saved on the highway? Well this morning a deer ran slap into the side of my car while I was going 60 mph on the same highway. Never again will I do nature a favor.

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Dear Diary,

You remember that turtle I saved on the highway? Well this morning a deer ran slap into the side of my car while I was going 60 mph on the same highway. Never again will I do nature a favor.

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LOL Just lol

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Dear Diary,

I was outside watching the sun when suddenly I got an overpowering urge to watch porno, so as soon as I walked into my house I turned my computer on but got thirsty, so I went to the kitchen and opened my fridge, then I checked for water but I accidentally the bottle ):

The end.

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Dear Diary,

I can't decide who I should hang out with today.. Crystal or Nickole? Nickole.. eh? Crystal? Urghhhhhhh!

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then I checked for water but I accidentally the bottle ):

Doesn't make sense man.

Dear Diary,

My friend got hit with a bat in school today. His nose bled like hell.

I laughed so much in my Drama lesson, all the guys pretended to be girls and vice versa and the guys, they got things to use as body parts. I had to be a boy, it was not good, I uno how to walk like one. And the weather has changed from good to bad, it is now raining. ): FML.

The End.

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Dear Diary,

I was outside watching the sun when suddenly I got an overpowering urge to watch porno, so as soon as I walked into my house I turned my computer on but got thirsty, so I went to the kitchen and opened my fridge, then I checked for water but I accidentally the bottle ):

The end.

Dear diary, Mike needs grammar lessons.

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Match postponed! SIGHHHH

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Dear diary,

I made a new sig, you like?<3

The end. ♥♥♥♥♥

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Won my first league match wooohooooooooooo

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Dear diary,

I bought new flip-flops for 120 odd euros, and i keep walking next to them with my heel Q_Q...

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Dear Diary,

I'm off to watch Eclipse soon. It was only supposed to be me and my two other friends but then one of them kept saying to everyone about it and so now my other friend is coming with her FKN ANNOYING friends that are so FKN ANNOYING I just wanna kill em. I srsly cannot believe they're coming.

The End.

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Dear Diary

Twilight sucks.

The end.




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