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Whoever said that Paper beats rock is bs!

I'd throw a large rock at you and see if your puny paper protects you against it

^&%^&%#&^@%&^#%@&*#%&*#%^

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Look at what I found.

You know what's bullshit?

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock beats scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take note in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear up that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. If somebody claims to have beaten me with paper, then I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say:

"Oh, shit, I'm sorry! I though paper would protect you, asshole!"

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You'd think that paper would be beaten by rock... Aren't paper weights usually rocks?

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As far as I know it's a game based on metaphors.

The Rock represents Power and Paper represents Money...money corrupts any kind of power.

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It seems there are a lot of people with a heavy passion for rock, paper, scissors... o_o

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I play like cool people. Rock, paper, scissors, NUKE.

Whoever though of that is a genius.

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@sessions; absolutely genius, i sometimes play with rocket launcher, its so much cooler. Lol!

-Fr0z3n

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