Mojaysincross Posted October 24, 2009 Report Posted October 24, 2009 Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.
Adamxd Posted October 24, 2009 Report Posted October 24, 2009 (edited) YO MUM finished Need For Speed by foot. Edited October 24, 2009 by Adamxd
Penguin545 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Posted October 24, 2009 YO MUM finished Need For Speed only walking. Is this suppose to be funny? or make sense?
Mojaysincross Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Posted October 24, 2009 YO MUM finished Need For Speed only walking. LOL!
Antagonist Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 Yo Mama so fat, when she sweat, Mayonnaise comes out
Devotion Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 ^Just gross xD Yo mama so fat, that when she jump for joy she got stuck! (Bow to Russel Peters)
tg` Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 Yo mama so fat, that last time she sat on the mat while wearing a hat, she accidentally sat on the cat! (random 'at' endings)
Flonne Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 Yo momma is so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
gamersrule26 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 Yo mama's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!
Born2punish Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 yo momma is so small, you can see her feet on her driver's licence.
Annie Posted October 28, 2009 Report Posted October 28, 2009 (edited) Yo mama so ugly she gets a ticket when she sticks her head out of the car window. No jokes. It's true. Edited October 28, 2009 by Annie
Mojaysincross Posted October 29, 2009 Author Report Posted October 29, 2009 Yo mama so stupid she thought kool-Aid was a gay boxer. your mama so fat every time she turns around she has a welcome back party.
Ms Sexy Cookies Posted November 10, 2009 Report Posted November 10, 2009 Yo mama so retarded not even naruto can belive it. yo mama so fat, the picture i took of her last christmas is still printing
UglyDuckling Posted November 10, 2009 Report Posted November 10, 2009 Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Ekeos Posted November 10, 2009 Report Posted November 10, 2009 Yo mommas so fat she has to screw her hat on Yo momma so stupid when she dropped you on your head she thought her balls finally dropped Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo she has her own display zone Yo mommas so fat that not even Larry the cable guy would hit that Yo mommas so fat when she went to fight Godzilla he turned around and said "Fuck that"
sevensouls Posted November 20, 2009 Report Posted November 20, 2009 yo mama so fat, the picture i took of her last christmas is still printing LOL damn thats funny XD hmm.. one off the top of my head..? ___________________< not that creative :$ :P
kuoch Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, SHE HAS TO GO TO SEA WORLD TO GET BAPTIZED
Kanani Posted November 27, 2009 Report Posted November 27, 2009 Yo momma so stupid, when she was filling up a job application it said "don't write here." she wrote, "why?".
Rinn Posted December 18, 2009 Report Posted December 18, 2009 Yo mama is so fat, she comes from both sides of the family.
