Terroryst Posted October 24, 2009 Report Posted October 24, 2009 How do you drown a Chinese? You throw a penny down a well. How do you drown More Chinese people? You make the well bigger. I thought that was how you drown a Jew.
Antagonist Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 Oh man. you got something against asians too huh? Luckily, I'm not asian. Whew! I'm Chinese.
Buddha Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 Sorry if its racist! But its quite funny. What do you call a Black Priest? ~Holy shit. :D
Penguin545 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 How do you start a mexican parade? Throw a penny down the street
Guest icy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) I'm Chinese. I like Chinese girls ^^ Edited October 25, 2009 by icy
Terroryst Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 How do you kill a joke? Get Tony. heheh
kuoch Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) Why'd Tony cross the street? He saw Jay-san. Edited October 25, 2009 by kuoch
Devotion Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 How do you drown a Chinese? You throw a penny down a well. How do you drown More Chinese people? You make the well bigger. You don't understand, I was in stitches when I read this. Oh my gosh...*wipes tears away* I find these funny too, but not as much as yours: How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn? Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang And Confucius say...virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!
Antagonist Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 You don't understand, I was in stitches when I read this. Oh my gosh...*wipes tears away* I find these funny too, but not as much as yours: How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn? Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang And Confucius say...virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone! I'm glad my people provide good jokes. Here's another. What do you call a black person under the Ocean? Pollution. What do you call the entire black race under the Ocean? Solution. ..... Whats Yellow on the Outside? Black on the inside and Funny?? A bus full of black people going off a cliff. ....... What do you do when you see a black person with half his face blown off? Stop laughing and reload the shot gun. ........
Ethereal Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 Are you guys really sure you should be posting these racist jokes? Regardless if they're "jokes," someone is eventually going to be offended by one of them. imo the racist jokes aren't funny
Guest icy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 Are you guys really sure you should be posting these racist jokes? Regardless if they're "jokes," someone is eventually going to be offended by one of them. imo the racist jokes aren't funny You go girl!
no1i Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 eii i hav knock knock joke!! veri guddd!! kn0ck kn0ck who dere jay jay who blue jay! CLASSIC MEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guest icy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 eii i hav knock knock joke!! veri guddd!! kn0ck kn0ck who dere jay jay who blue jay! CLASSIC MEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lmfao wtf!
Cirrus Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 eii i hav knock knock joke!! veri guddd!! kn0ck kn0ck who dere jay jay who blue jay! CLASSIC MEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I TINK DIS GUD. LOL.
Wish Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 A bear walks in to a bar and sits down. After a while, the bartender asks, "What would be your pleasure tonight?" The bear says, "I'll have a......................................................................beer." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" Not mine, told to me by a tour guide in Alaska. If you don't get this, say it out loud.
Dart Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 How do you drown a blonde? Throw a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool.
Adum* Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 How do you drown a blonde? Throw a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool. i thought its mirror..o.o
Dart Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 (edited) When they go to sniff they inhale water. That drowns em. With a mirror they can just swim away after they fix their hair. Edited October 26, 2009 by Dart
peterx781 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 Are you guys really sure you should be posting these racist jokes? Regardless if they're "jokes," someone is eventually going to be offended by one of them. imo the racist jokes aren't funny agreed
kuoch Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 eii i hav knock knock joke!! veri guddd!! kn0ck kn0ck who dere jay jay who blue jay! CLASSIC MEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOLOLOLOL
