Sweet Jesus Have Mercy

[Millenia]

so on tuesday while getting ready for college, my mums bf left a plank of wood hanging from the loft because hes an einstein deep down, said blank of wood is right infront of my door. so im bout to walk past it when i see this king kong fucking spider on the wood, i shit myself, panic, wake everyone up, and it climbs back into the loft. ok. this morning i woke up several times cause thats how i roll, each time i woke up i noticed that...like.. all my cats were in my room, like its their new litterbox or smth. when i finally woke up properly and sat up ( cats still there wth ) i heard something moving the bag next to my bed and im like 'wtf?' and look down. i keep looking then that huge spider thats meant to be in the loft is crawling around. it took 5 whacks to kill that mofo.

tl;dr, huge spider fml

[Tiago]

wat thee... :c

i wonder how there's so many spiders around you all the time.

[» Pat]

i wonder how there's so many spiders around you all the time.

Lol MTE. Poor girl. ]:

[Millenia]

while at college eating lunch i was sitting in the grassy area, i had one spider dangling from my hair; one in my folder, and one managed to get in my bag which crawled out during psychology. ontop of that wasps kept coming near me so i ended up running for my life. did i mention on my first day in college during biology i got stung by a wasp on my neck? FML QQ

Edited September 16, 2009 by Millenia

[Terroryst]

Bring a gun, that'll scare them off.

[Millenia]

Bring a gun, that'll scare them off.

thx, let me just go pick a gun from my extensive collection

[D.Frene]

no its not, its bloody awful i got my ticket to see it for nothing, and i still feel like i was robbed thats 2 hours of my life ive lost