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The Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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Granted, but seeing as how something is wrong with your computer, it is destructified.

I wish for death-proof Cookie :D

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^ Granted, but them it got life and legs and ran away to suicidal

I wish i could be in Kindengarden Mafia

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^granted,but got arrested by the police.

I wish Eclipse's signature was mine..xDD

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^ Granted, but it was already in use

I wish i knew who Arcane really is

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^granted, but you regretted it. xDD

I wish Micheal Jackson and Britney Spears would do a show together.

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^ Granted but then Michael Jackson Would jump from the stage over everybody but before everybody saw that he was gonna jump ready for the mass population rape everybody run away and michael jackson felt over his face on the floor, gona to the hospital and raped everybody there that was 13 years old or lower

I wish i had my own Game

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LOL. That was a nice way to corrupt my wish.

ANYWAY, Granted, but it was not that good.

I wish that pigs can fly.

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^ Granted, but than ppl would use shotguns to kill him instead of running behind them like crazy assholes

I wish I had more cereal...

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granted,but ur picture is so small so u people cant see it...

i wish alien come to earth ^^

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Granted,

But everyone dies except for a chocobo left to rule the world

I wish I was patchworks

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^ Granted but the real Patchworks afucklated/anhilated/obliterated you

I wish Babies could be born already talking

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^ Granted but they began to piss you off with their questions and gibberish that you accidentally killed one and liked it, so then you became a baby slayer until the police found you and sentenced you to death for your inhumane murders on the poor children.

I wish I was able to teleport anywhere I wanted at a controlled rate*.

*I cannot lose control.

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^ Granted but then you fought in sex and teleported directly accidently to Ami's house and teleported randomly to anywhere else... and than went to Michael Jackson house and saw that he was raping his guitar that he got on christmas for guitar hero and you teleported but that time you accidently teleported to Mars where you didn't had oxygen and died...

I wish i could win a free Xbox 360

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^ Granted but then you fought in sex and teleported directly accidently to Ami's house and teleported randomly to anywhere else... and than went to Michael Jackson house and saw that he was raping his guitar that he got on christmas for guitar hero and you teleported but that time you accidently teleported to Mars where you didn't had oxygen and died...

Now that is just awesome!

That X-box 360 could only play cds from China

I wish I had a time machine

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Granted, but the time machine malfunctioned and fused you with an ordinary house fly.

I wish I could tell time without a watch/clock.

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^ Granted, but then after a few years you died like the bateries of a watch

I wish Epic had and i hope he has my stuff...

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granted,but some one hacked epic so ur staff gone

i wish dinosours back that cantcorrupt and cant kill me :P

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^granted but after you got them, the elite quest was disabled.

I wish for one banana.

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^ granted... but than it came a "wish one banana and get a monkey free with you" and the monkey ate your banana

I wish it was warm enough in USA so i can play baseball and soccer!

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granted,but admin suspended u forever coz u doing some elegal things..

i wish i can see all of spirit that cant afraid me XD




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