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The Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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Granted but it is stale :sick01:

I wish for an Evil Wizard who is trying to conquer the World.

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Wish granted, but he's actually really nice, and ends up marrying you.

I wish for noodles without poison or any deadly object, chemical, or weapon hidden inside of it!

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Granted but the noodles was sooooo good, you accidentally chokes yourself QQ

I wish I knew what I am going to eat later on >.>;

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Granted but on the day you bought it, you accidentally dropped it on the ground and broken into small little pieces :DDD;;;... Oopsy.

I wish Glee Season 2 is here already =.=

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How tragic?!! D:< Oh, well. I could just super clue my Canon camera. [:

Granted, but once you found out it was released, it was sold out in seconds! Haha! Beat that! Just kidding

I wish I had my own MAC labtop. :D

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Granted but when you finally get your own Mac, you found it was a cheap second hand copy of the original and to make it worst.... IT.. DOESN'T... TURN ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I would get sick more often ;D

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Granted, but when getting sick more often, you caught the swine flu, and had a tragic end to your life. Wah-wah-wahhh

I wish to be a nurse who works in the baby's nursery. [:

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Granted but you have no idea on how to be a nurse and injected one of the Doctor with 100mg Morphine, he passed out and died on the spot. You got fire. Banned from all kind of hospitals. LOL ( really sorry, kinda harsh )

P.S Dearly Beloved, you didn't corrupt my wish, you just gave me what I want /swt

I wish there was a cure for the common cold!!!!

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P.S Dearly Beloved, you didn't corrupt my wish, you just gave me what I want

Oh, yea... embarrassing. Your wish confused me! :P Oh, and yes that was harsh.

Granted, but once they found the cure, they were not able to use it because they were only able to make one dose of it and so they hid it away behind doors and was never released.

I wish for a ebony grand piano made by Yamaha. :D

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Granted! But when you get, it breaks into pieces right away.

I wish for pie.

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Granted but when the waitress finally reach to your table to give you, your Pie, she dropped it on the floor and stepped on it. Then she lean forward to your ears and whisper..... " Faggot "... LOLOLOLOLOL. Ouch?

I wish I could rule the World!!!!

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Granted, But when you become the king, you were murdered by me. LOL

I wish I was Emperor of the galaxy!!

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Granted, but when you do become an Emperor of the Galaxies, I'd be Star Galaxy like Superstar celebrity in space and go War of The Galaxy.

I wish I don't have to go to school right now.

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Granted, but when school was abolished. You was given a lifetime of homework. You have to do 5 different assignments each day.

I wish I was a alien that ruled the world.

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Granted but I used my Modern Alien MIB Technology to vaporize you with my Super Ultimate Ultra Powerful Hot Sexy Ray Gun ;D

I wish I wasn't so damn bored!!!!!

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Granted, but then a law was passed, that allows no one to have fun, especially you, and so, you spent the rest of your life bored!

I wish for a Ben & Jerry's strawberry milkshake. :D

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Granted! But when you drank it, it had a mysterious poison in it. You got sick for the rest of your life. LOL

I wish for no homework and school!

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Granted when you were fighting you lost so you got your revenge and created a fart bomb and went back and put it his face!

i wish i was a stalker that kils people with a AK-47 and had a armor that whoever touches it it shocks them to death!

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Granted when you were fighting you lost so you got your revenge and created a fart bomb and went back and put it his face!

i wish i was a stalker that kils people with a AK-47 and had a armor that whoever touches it it shocks them to death!

Granted. But when you got your AK-47 and armor, you were murdered by me!

I wish I was unkillable.

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Granted, but while you were traveling around the World, you contracted a disease which is unknown to the Human Medical World.

I wish the World would end with a giant fart.

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Granted, but while you were traveling around the World, you contracted a disease which is unknown to the Human Medical World.

I wish the World would end with a giant fart.

Granted, but you'd be stuck on a rock with Annie for eternity.

I wish for Dan. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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LOL @Another Dan

Granted but the other versions of Naruto got really worst and bad. You just gave up on watching Naruto completely and go outside and play with the animals instead.

I wish someone would donate for me in the game ;3




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