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The Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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Granted, but a rabid leprechaun will stab you with it.

I wish I could think of something to wish for that's non-corruptible and something useful.

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Granted, But magikarp does not wish for you.

I wish I was normal.

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Granted, but only for a day, and then you will be molested by Jigglypuff and become irrevocably insane and thus institutionalized for the remainder of your life until you commit suicide with a plastic spork.

I wish for people to not know my last name >>;

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Granted, But people will forget your first name.

I wish I had more donation coupons.

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Granted but it got eaten by me right away after you got it ;D

I wish it was cooler here.

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^ LOL!!! Granted But the cookies got stale and the Milk turned sour</3

I wish there was a way to end World hunger ( <---- Miss Peagent Cliche ever ) LMAO.

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Hi Dearly Beloved!!!

And Granted, but it turns bad the next day. It gets worst the next week. Chaos and destruction in a few months. By the end of the year. The World is going to end.....

I wish there was an easier way to lose weight.

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Oh my! Its you, - Edelweiss -, stop following me!

Just kidding. Hello! =)

Granted, but when you were able to get to the size that you wanted, you gained it all back!

I wish I could play the piano.

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Hi ;DDD Although I am a paladin in appearance but I am a stalker at Heart<3

LOL jk jk

Granted, but your hands gets crooked up and all messed up because of too much playing

I wish I could donate in forsaken RO somehow

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Oh Crap my computer Q_____Q

Granted.................. it eventually does gets better but now you are left with a lot of headaches o__o;;;

I wish for.................... Love and Peace :D

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Aww. Headaches?! Really?! T.T

Granted, but then there was TOO MUCH love and peace, that made you want to puke and kill yourself. (I'm SO so pessimistic. ]: )

I wish for a better eye sight. -O.O-

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Granted, but you saw the truth & the ugliness of this World and then you stabbed yourself in the eyes with a freaking toothpick ( not ONLY are you pessimistic but you're kinda Sadistic too ) Hmmmmm! ysosxc ;D I am such a sick bastard LOL

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Weirdly enough. I didn't know what to wish in the first place.

Granted but he has to live in a different country because of his job and... he can't bring you with him? o___o;;;

I wish I know what I want to wish for.

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Granted but It gets corrupted no matter what.

I wish we have more holidays.

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Granted but he has to live in a different country because of his job and... he can't bring you with him? o___o;;;

Oh my. That's sad. :[

Granted, but then you got sick of holidays and sadly passed away.

I wish for a trip around the world! :)

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Granted,but then you get very ill when you get back home

I wish for 3 more wishes :D

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Granted but then you realized that there are no such thing as wishes. Knowing that breaks your heart till you can no longer have the will to live no more.

I wish for a dark rainy day today.




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