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The Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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Granted, but you fall into a deep coma and wake up 10 years late.

I wish you hadn't cut off my nose... I do prefer the ability to smell my scented candles...

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Wish granted, but we decide to sew on a fat, ugly nose.

I wish I had some new clothes. .__.

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Granted, but they're godawful ugly clothes for fat grandma types.

I wish I didn't just see my boyfriend's mom in her skivvies... x__x;;

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Wish granted, you see a naked 98 year old man giving someone a lap dance though. :\

I wish I didn't just have that mental image burned into my brain...

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Wish granted, but that involves giving you a lobotomy.

I wish that image hadn't been burned into your brain either. Now I feel bad.

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Wish granted, it's now burned into your brain.

I wish that I had something good to do before school started back in 1 day. ):

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Granted. Go steal your neighbor's shoes, put dog poop in the shoes. Hilarity should ensue.

I wish to see that on video.

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Wish granted, but it's your shoes it happens to in the video.

I wish it wasn't like... 18 degrees outside! D:<

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Granted. It's now -18 degrees INSIDE.

I wish it were comfortable in my house. too cold in here D<

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Granted, but you have to go to extra classes and do exams for 2 months non stop.

Me and Rinn would be great neighbors! :D... I think.

I wish I wish... idk what to wish for, wish for me.

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Granted, but since I wish for you, it will be for your weight in spoiled egg.

(Yeah we would be great neighbors, filling each other's shoes with dog feces and such lol)

I wish I had better neighbors. Seriously..

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Granted, you get me! But I end up slamming my car through your house.

I wish Xbox live was free...

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Granted but it's expired and you cannot eat it.

Btw are there unicorns in rainbows? Only lepricorns right?

I wish the two of you will stop posting on this topic for today.

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Granted, but now you're a fat slob that makes a suction cup noise every time you pry your morbidly obese ass off the couch.

I wish my boyfriend would stop being so freakishly irritable. God, it's like he's on his period.

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Granted, but now you're a fat slob that makes a suction cup noise every time you pry your morbidly obese ass off the couch.

Cool!

Granted, but your boyfriend exploded from the pressure. Luckily you kept his head alive... so he's in a jar like think... like futurama! :D

I wish the heat would turn on.

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Granted, but it will be 100 degrees and you won't be able to turn it down.

I wish I could go back a few months and redo a few things.

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Granted, but you had to redo to nice things and make them bad.

I wish I was a space man! :O!!!!

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If you wish for a period, then there's nothing for me to really corrupt. Periods suck.

I wish for not a .




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