Hated Posted June 21, 2009 Report Posted June 21, 2009 granted but you were baned for stealing my stuff >> i wish my wishes weren't able to be corrupted
nikki0429 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 Granted . You enjoyed whatever you wished for ; 3 days later ... you died cause of too much happiness and cant handle it. I wish for immortality.
Kanani Posted July 20, 2009 Report Posted July 20, 2009 granted. tony gets to be immortal forever, a wish he never wished for. But since he ruined the thread he deserves it. I wish I had the best laptop everrrrr.
Maiku Posted July 21, 2009 Report Posted July 21, 2009 Granteddd but as it was being shipped to you some dude jacked it. I wish I was taller.
Dart Posted July 21, 2009 Report Posted July 21, 2009 Granted, but you never stopped growing. I wish for a wish that is uncorruptable, but totally amazing and awesome.
Maiku Posted July 22, 2009 Report Posted July 22, 2009 Congratulations your wish has been granted and you get air :] without air you can't breathe right? I wish for it to be 20 degrees cooler in my room.
kaera Posted August 6, 2009 Report Posted August 6, 2009 Granted, but sucks for you cause your room was already -20 degrees. I wish for the Twilight movie to not suck ass so much so i can actually sit through the entire movie without feeling the need to make fun of it. (No offense to anyone who likes it >>)
Xtopher Posted August 6, 2009 Report Posted August 6, 2009 Granted, but everyone will make fun of you for going to see it anyway. I wish Apple fanboys would stfu.
Perishable Posted August 6, 2009 Report Posted August 6, 2009 Wish not granted, because Apple fanboys won't stfu for you MUAHAHAHAH I wish for sex
Devotion Posted August 7, 2009 Report Posted August 7, 2009 granted, but your love doctor turned out to be a eunuch. I wish the Yangtze river dolphin wasn't extinct.
kaera Posted August 7, 2009 Report Posted August 7, 2009 Granted, but it ate you. I wish I wasn't so bored.
Rinn Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 Granted, but then you'll be busy to the point of exhaustion and have no free time to play fRO D: I wish I didn't just run out of cool ranch Doritos...
Belfegor Posted December 5, 2009 Report Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, but Doritos became instinct a few minutes ago. Lays ftw. And omg, Yangtze dolphin! That's chinese!! ^___^
Fr0z3n Posted December 5, 2009 Report Posted December 5, 2009 Granted but.... but... wait.. there isn't a wish. Oh well! :) Lol I wish 1+1=3! Hehee! :)
theluffmuffin Posted December 5, 2009 Report Posted December 5, 2009 Wish granted but the 3 turned into a crazy monkey that slurped up your brains with a straw. I wish for Christmas to hurry up.
Fr0z3n Posted December 5, 2009 Report Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, but christmas came too fast and you just missed it :) I wish my wishes could never get corrupted! :)
n i k k o Posted December 5, 2009 Report Posted December 5, 2009 Granted. But your wishes where gay. i wish i had Maria [Kanani] lol
Rinn Posted December 5, 2009 Report Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, but she dies if you look at her. I wish gay marriage were legal so my friend would stop bitching
Kaboom Posted January 2, 2010 Report Posted January 2, 2010 Granted, then the gays took over the world forcing everyone else to be gay, thus bringing extinction. Great going. ): I wish I had a cat in a hat. :D
Rinn Posted January 2, 2010 Report Posted January 2, 2010 Granted, but it would be your favorite hat, and the kitty would have babies in your hat and they all poop in it. I wish... penis.
Rinn Posted January 3, 2010 Report Posted January 3, 2010 Granted, but that wish is an empty wish since you wished for nothing but a wish to wish I wish I could heal a little faster so I'm not as slow-moving. I feel like a friggin grandma ><!!
Kaboom Posted January 3, 2010 Report Posted January 3, 2010 Wish granted, you heal 0.01 milliseconds faster. I wish I wish I had a fish.
Rinn Posted January 3, 2010 Report Posted January 3, 2010 Granted, but they would all be dead, rotting, fetid fish that will smell up your house and the stench won't go away no matter how many times you bleach and sterilize it. I wish this itch would go away... damn itchy noses...
