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Sapphirel

The Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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Granted but then you begin to get callouses and your pretty femine hands end up looking like David Hasslehoff's face. :[[[[[[

I wish McDonalds was as good for you.

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Granted, but every sip you took took 5 years off your life span.

I wish that I would stop waking up so damn early! >_<

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You don't wake up early anymore, you wake up really late (as in just before midnight)

I wish I never had allergies anymore (hayfever, etc)

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Granted, but the government noticed you were lazy as shit and killed you.

I wish I wish that I wished for something useful. o.o

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Granted, but when you fell asleep, I was in your bed, asleep.

I wish Mezri would stop bringing me to her place. :(

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*HUGS* Wish Granted. But now, other than feeling a little gay,

you can also feel my package against your leg.

I wish I hadn't hugged that dude.

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you're so mean mezri!

>.>

you drink your pepsi, but find half a spider at the bottom when youare done!

I wish for... something nice :D

>.>Edit: jewel, um. you avoided her ninja-ing, but only because you became the only one here anymore :( so lonely

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@mezri ... wish granted ....

*slips the pespi label onto a diet pepsi and drops in some mentos*KABOOM! mean joke eh?

@jewel ... wish granted ...

but now we're all doing it

@alpha ... wish granted ...

it was a really nice wish to bad it happened to someone else

.... not gonna wish yet ... im sure we've just ninja'd the crap outta each other

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TP? Toilet paper? You don't. Instead you use your shirt. Q_Q

I wish I didn't have to hunt 1k Carat cards. >:\

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you don't have to, you now have to hunt 3k male thief bugs ...:P

I wish I could get off the waiting list and added into japan 211 fall quarter :P

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Granted, but they kick you out on back in the waiting list 1 second later, where you eventually suicide, and the day you suicided, was the day they'd actually accept you, too bad. Q-Q

I wish that I wasn't outta milk. Q-Q

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ouch...

You can play guitar VERY well...because you get practice from playing on the street all the time cause you are now homeless too :/

I wish for pizza :D

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Don't you. if not make one xD!

I wish, wait why wish? Ok again, I wish I have a 3x better computer as yet.

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granted, but Genesis banned for account for being too powerful :o

I wish I have a lifetime supply of cookies /heh




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