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Granted, But when they donated for you, they lied about it and donated for themselves.

I wish for a new kind of food.

Posted

Granted, but when you taste it for the first time, you start lookin' like that --> :sick01:

cause the food was made out of cow, horse and sheep dung. After that, you die.

I wish I had a HUUUUUUUUUGEEE mansion that I lived in with my friends

and my super strong bodyguards that were um, ............. robots.

Posted

Granted, but it's actually all a dream.

I wish for dan from forsakenRO who has an IGN that's "- Edelweiss -" :3!

Posted
You just gave up on watching Naruto completely and go outside and play with the animals instead.
O.O

What animals? The cows, ostriches, stray dogs, cats, horses, and chickens? If so... No comment.

Granted, but once again, it was the wrong person, the Dan AKA "- Edelweiss -", had erased that character and had it changed to - Edelweiss -. (a period was added).

I wish for a new phone. (:

Posted

@Dearly " LOL good way to disguise myself "

@Annie " Wishing for me? You know I am always here you know ;3 "

Granted but you got, technically, a phone which is "new" to you but it is a model from the 1995 n___n And the batteries has expired.

I wish I was someone else.

Posted (edited)

@- Edelweiss -: I couldn't think of anything and I didn't even know it was you, but its fun to mess around with Annie. No hard feelings, right Annie? (:

Granted, but the life you now have is being a hobo that lives in a "mansion" (your homey cardboard box), near the dump.

Sorry if that's harsh.

I wish for a pony! :D

Edited by Dearly Beloved
Posted

lol that is a bit harsh.

Granted but, after you ate all those candies, you'll get really sick to your stomach, you will lose your sweet tooth and sweet bud on your tongue and then you accidentally choke one of the candy and passed away n___n ( LOL too much? )

I wish someone would trick me into something naughty o:

Posted (edited)

Yeah too much.

Granted but the one who tricked you into something naughty was a Rosie O Donell. So you die from regret.

I wish for life to be easier

Edited by SithKnight
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LOL Sorry.

Granted but life was so damn easy, you got really really bored of life and jumped off a cliff.

I wish someone would give me a lot of money.

Posted
lol that is a bit harsh.

Thanks for the back up, - Edelweiss -. :D SithKnight, you hurt my feelings! ):

Granted, but when you were about to buy your girlfriend a gift, you realized it was Monopoly money, and your girlfriend broke up with you for lying and that made you go into a deep depression, making you antisocial. ( That was pretty harsh, I'm truly sorry! ): )

I want a better karaoke machine! :D

Posted

@Dearly " Don't be sorry xD I know you weren't seriously about that "

Well, too bad, you can't have it cause you didn't wish for it LOLOL.

I wish my foot got all better and that sickness went away!~

Posted (edited)
" Don't be sorry xD I know you weren't seriously about that "

Well, too bad, you can't have it cause you didn't wish for it LOLOL.

Oh, thank goodness! Thanks for understanding, - Edelweiss - ! (: Also, I knew I forgot something. T.T Oh, well I guess.

Granted, but once you got all better, you got hit by a car and had all your limbs broken, as well as, losing your voice for the rest of your life! Muhahahaha. (I don't mean it literally! I'm just following the rules. Why is it that I often have to mess with your wish, - Edelweiss - ? SIGH. -_-)

I wish for a new blender, that works properly! :D

Edited by Dearly Beloved
Posted

QQ Ouch, that one was a bit harsh LOL

Granted but your blender, grew some mechanical legs, got out of control and started killing people.

I wish for a new pencil n___n

Posted

granted, but it exploded when you got it

I wish for school to be over.

Posted

Granted, but as you are about to go home, packing your bags, your old bearded teacher told you to stay more in class for Extra Curricular Activity and you can go home at 10pm n___n.

I wish I have a pack of gum right now.

Posted
QQ Ouch, that one was a bit harsh LOL

Yours was even harsher. My blender started killing people. T.T

Granted, but then it was a pack of gum, made in the 1990's and after eating one piece, you started choking and no one wanted to help you and so your life had ended there.

I wish my friend would make up his mind! D:<

Posted

Granted, but when he did. he left da country without telling you what he was gonna say.

I wish for mangos.

Posted
Yours was even harsher. My blender started killing people. T.T

Uhhh no, yours was harsh :[ I can't walk and talk forever?...... That is really scary for me D: LOL at least your blender is killing other people and not you.

Granted, but after you ate the whole mangoes, you saw a lot maggot squirming out of the seeds *pukes* Oh god, that is nasty man. I am really sorry Huy!!!! Please don't get traumatized by it.

I wish for a wish to come true without faults n___n

Posted

Granted, but when your wish came true. You were murdered for your wish coming true. o.o random

I wish for a billion dollars!!

Posted
Granted, But when you got your pie it exploded.

I wish for a tree that grows infinite mangoes n__n

Posted
Uhhh no, yours was harsh :[ I can't walk and talk forever?...... That is really scary for me D: LOL at least your blender is killing other people and not you.

@- Edelweiss -: You could walk, it'll just take some time for you to heal, the talking part.. is the forever one. What if the blender killed everyone I loved? T.T

Granted, but that tree had poised mangoes being grown, but after realizing that, you had already passed them out to your friends and family and they all fell into a deep sleep or even worst!

I wish my cold would go away. ):

Posted (edited)

Your Cold does go away, but later comes back 10x Stronger and for much much longer. To the point you are hospitalized. After weeks of recovery you leave the hospital all better.

I wish, I could live as someone else for just one day. See how they live their lives. See how they deal with their problems.

Edited by Memory
Posted

Thats a toughie :x

Granted, you are Britney Spear now. You couldn't handle all the pressures from the family and from the medias. You went anally insane and shaved all the hairs from your body(ALL OF IT). And then after one day, you were back again to your old self again but was still shaved and completely hairless for the next 4 - 5 months.

I wish I would understand people better ( I am sorry for all the people I have hurt with my words or actions in the game )




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