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I know this is a boring question. But i really want to know the answer. Even though im a Devil xD

Question:

1. If Jesus asks you: "Did you shelter me when I was homeless?" What will be your precise and concrete response to him? Why?

Hehehe xD

Posted

my response would be the same as jesus' response ...

i didnt help you cuz i only help those who help themselves

.... dang long haired freeload'n hippie , GET A JOB!

Posted

Long hair is cool and so is the name Jesus. I can't really doubt his existence since personally I'm religious regardless of any "bad" way I could come off to people. Long hair also doesn't make you a hippy, I'm growing my hair long but getting braids but at times I'd have a ponytail. Concluding my response, I respect Jesus whether he existed or not since as a human, I need something to believe in, to hold on to, something that will prevent me from getting into trouble considering I do most of my actions by instincts and rarely think before I act.

Posted

Well being that I am religious this is not an easy question.

1. If Jesus asks you: "Did you shelter me when I was homeless?" What will be your precise and concrete response to him? Why?

In context he is mainly talking about helping you brother or sister in time of need. In scripture he goes on talking about whatever you should do on to my young you have done so on to me. These two things go hand in hand.

Now my answer would be:

Jesus I tried my hardest even though I am not perfect to help anyone in need. I hope that by your grace you can forgive me for whenever I faltered in helping my brothers and sisters in need.

I hope I answered the question. Btw this question goes more depth than what I just answered. :D

Posted

more than one logical answer.

1. I can't shelter you because your already dead.

2. I can't shelter you because you don't even exist.

3. I can't shelter you because you already sent me to hell, or yor father did.

4. I can't because I'm a demon and I'd kill you.

5. I can't because I cannot bring females into the household

6. I can't because you never came.

7. I can't because you never saved my life

8. I can't because your worthless.

Edit: 9. I did... but it was a statue of you.



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