Why he felt compelled to throw in the whole "I'm a philosopher" bit, I just do not even know. That was pretty much a "one up" on the irrelevance that the whole argument had to begin with.
Up until that point, his argument was atleast coherent, albeit very much irrelevent to belts. After he says that though, I'm not sure if that was just his very failed attempt at mimicking Plato, who I assume Mr. Philospher studied, or if he thought by continuing to ramble poetics with no meaning (if you can even call them that /swt), he would cause you to eventually give up.
That was pretty much awesome, definitely good for a laugh. You deserve a cupcake for not exploding with frustration /ok. A philospher who doesn't use good rhetoric...I don't think so. <__<
Trolls, you've got to love them.