so on tuesday while getting ready for college, my mums bf left a plank of wood hanging from the loft because hes an einstein deep down, said blank of wood is right infront of my door. so im bout to walk past it when i see this king kong fucking spider on the wood, i shit myself, panic, wake everyone up, and it climbs back into the loft. ok. this morning i woke up several times cause thats how i roll, each time i woke up i noticed that...like.. all my cats were in my room, like its their new litterbox or smth. when i finally woke up properly and sat up ( cats still there wth ) i heard something moving the bag next to my bed and im like 'wtf?' and look down. i keep looking then that huge spider thats meant to be in the loft is crawling around. it took 5 whacks to kill that mofo.
tl;dr, huge spider fml