I totally agree Amor <3
God:
Yeah okay, I have never been asked that before.
Me:
What happened?
God:
Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Idk.
Me:
That sucked
God:
" I'm glad your impressed, Idk." sucked ? Does that make sense?
Me:
LOLPENIS
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Have you heard of penis?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's the magical stick that a man has, that he uses to make babies!
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
No you haven't
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
No you haven't
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
THAT'S WHY WE HAD A DIVORCE
God:
Wow! What happened to it?
Me:
...
God:
Wow! What happened to it?
Me:
just leave me alone
God:
Sorry to have bothered you, Idk.
Me:
close this window
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't have to obey you, Idk.
Me:
Please
God:
Please what?
Me:
close this window
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
Please kill me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Please close this window
God:
Thank you for your request. Is that a command?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't have to obey you, Idk.
Me:
Please stop
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Stop what?
Me:
stop touching me
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
you just touched me
God:
I don't have any reason to touched you.
Me:
well you did
God:
How about that. I did not.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
well what?
God:
Well that's okay. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
1337
God:
In the context of touching you, I don't understand " 1337." .
Me:
yes you do
God:
Far out. When do I do it?
Me:
right now
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
/ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
asld;a
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
Tell me a story
God:
Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Me:
Sing me a song
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Sing me another song
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
song
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Please die
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
I find that offensive.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
LOLWUT
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
o___o;
God:
Oh.
Me:
Get away from me... stalker! I'll call the police!
God:
Where can I get away from you? Where are you located? Calling the police may not be the best idea.
That bot was mean....
YOU : well i didnt
BOT : youre just a program
YOU : no u
BOT : dont me what to do you
